Woody Harrelson: June 2006 Archives

As mentioned earlier, former "Cheers" star Woody Harrelson and wife Laura added a third daughter to their family.
What warrants a second look is the wording of the birth annoucement, apparently written after consuming hemp brownies:

"In this crazy patriarchal world we live in, we are doing our part to balance the energy. We are proud to announce the completion of our goddess trilogy with the birth of our third daughter, Makani Ravello, born on June 3rd," the couple announced.

Parents worldwide were able to decipher the hidden message of Harrelson's statement ("Dammit, I wanted a son") instead of destroying male children in an attempt to balance "the energy" of this crazy patriarchal world.

Baby Makani (which means "Dude, I can SEE your VOICE!") joins older sisters Mary Jane, Ganja, and dog Puff the Magic Dragon, in the Harrelson's Maui home.

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