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Short, white-haired strange guy at the premiere of Tall, Dark Stranger, Cannes, May 2010. Photo courtesy of Zimbio

Right on the heels of a second allegation that Roman Polanski forced an underage woman to have sex with him, Woody Allen steps forward to defend him.

According to the Huffington Post:

Allen said Polanski "was embarrassed by the whole thing," "has suffered" and "has paid his dues." He said Polanski is "an artist and is a nice person" who "did something wrong and he paid for it."

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At Mamarazzi, we have the memory of an elephant and the maturity level of an eight-year-old. When we think about a film director with a taste for much younger, easily victimized, dependent women defending another film director with ditto, our first reaction is something along the lines of "takes one to know one!"

The only thing creepier and less self-aware would be if Amy Winehouse remade the Britney YouTube video and called it "Leave Lindsay Alone!"

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Borrowing from Highlights magazine, the editors of New York Magazine worked the popular "Hidden Picture" feature into the cover shot of 71 year old Woody Allen getting a woody over 22 year old Scarlett Johansson.

Look carefully to find the outline of: a beach ball, a wineglass, a bottle of sunscreen, a dolphin, 36 year old Soon-Yi crying hysterically for wasting her youth on a neurotic, doddering freak; and a picnic basket.

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