...And sometimes we don't even need to be clever. The facts are crazy enough! For example...
Remember the Las Vegas MTV VMA's a week or so ago? You know, where Britney blew her career? Did you know that, at that same event Kid Rock zoomed over to Tommy Lee's table and, as Tommy put it, bitch-slapped him?
Yes, almost-36 year old dad Kid Rock went out of his way to deck 45 year old dad Tommy Lee for no apparent reason. OK, it had something to do with Baywatch Pam. Still.
Does stuff like this happen at say, your local Back To School Night? Let's hope not.
Anyhoo, enterprising showman Jeff Beacher has challenged Kid and Tommy to bitch slap each other again in a winner-takes-all $1 million fight at the Vegas Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.
"I have already spoken to a couple of the oddsmakers here in Vegas, and Kid Rock would be the favorite," Beacher was quoted. "They are saying that Z-list Tommy Lee is just too old and beat up."
Beacher added, "I’ll even have Mini Britney open the show!”
Just like the VMA's!
Wait a minute.Mini Britney? WHAT?
Mini Britney's a 26-year-old little person named Terra Jole. Her Spears impersonations have garnered a cult following including Janet Jackson and Lindsay Lohan (who says she wants a Mmini Lindsay). Mini Brit performs Britney Spears hits in a red latex catsuit like the one the real Britney wore in her "Oops, I Did Again" video. Yipe!
Does this make anyone else think of Kid's late dwarf pal Joe C.? Maybe little people and rockers with little brains go together.*
*Oh, for heaven's sake, don't go thinking that we're insulting little people. We're not. We are, however, insulting little-brained rockers! And while we're at it, Pamela Anderson, too.
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