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Parenting Do's:


  • Love your children.

  • Listen to your children.

  • Talk to your children about drugs and alcohol.

One big Parenting DON'T:

David Hasselhoff
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Hoff, blood alcohol levels of .39 are NOT sexy. The Mamas think it's time for you to get some help or else one day one of your daughters might find something worse than an unconscious father.

Oopsies! It turns out this story is FALSE! It appears that the Mamas' assertion that the Hoff's ex-wife is a nut case is correct.


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For those of you who do not get your news from E!, allow me to tell you that David Hasselhoff was videotaped by his daughter, Hayley, while he was seriously overserved and was sort of slobbing about the floor of his Las Vegas hotel room. Apparently, he had made his children promise to capture any drunken debauchery to help shame him into better behavior.

Have you followed the link? It's pretty sad.

However, today, a judge in California granted him full (temporary) custody of his 2 teen daughters.

Which leads me to believe the ex Mrs. Hoff keeps a drawer full of orphan-babies-for-spare-parts in the den.

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