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Sep
01
01
No Words
We've always wondered why Shauna Sand wears lucite platforms everywhere she goes.
Well, that's an exaggeration. We realize she does it because she has delusions of sexiness.
All that bikini bottom needs is two strips of bacon and some maple syrup.
But to the beach? On the sand? How hot can that sand be? (For that matter, how hot can that Sand be? Hee! A pun! You're welcome.)
Anyway, we figured it out. Shauna is being practical. Look what the beach has done to her Vuitton bag. Here it is on the website:
and here's Shauna's:
She is obviously very hard on her clothes. We didn't realize it before because she wears so few, but it must be true. As the detectives always say, "it's the only explanation that makes sense."
She wears the stripper shoes because she's hard on her shoes, and plastic shoes are practical. You can take them to the beach, out in the mud, even cover them with lube--they hose right down and are good as new!
But honestly. To the beach?
Somebody needs to tell her about Crocs.
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Photos courtesy of MK at DListed, except for the shot of the Vuitton bag, which was from Portero
Nov
26
26
We Are Thankful.
Today, in case you hadn't noticed, is Thanksgiving and we at Mamarazzi have a lot to be thankful for. And because we're not bee-yatches all the time, we're thankful for nice stuff such as our families, friends, good health and good food on the table (Thanksgiving take-out? Don't mind if we do!).
We are extremely thankful that we're not married to Tom Cruise. We have enough crazy in our lives without being married to a loon who thinks he's the cock of the walk.
We're pulling on a wishbone, hoping that Ali Lohan stops looking like she's 40 and please, please, please continues looking like the 15 year old chick she is.
Lastly, we are thankful that our moms and paramount female role models aren't Shauna Sand. This reminds us: For Thanksgiving, we prefer all-natural, organic turkey breasts.
Shauna Sand is our number one fan! How do we know?
We only had to make fun of her stripper shoes once twice three four times before she got the hint and changed out of them.
Shauna using her iPhone to catch up on her Mamarazzi reading. We feel so proud.
But Shauna, honey? Just so you know?
Changing from stripper shoes to ho boots isn't usually considered a step up.
Images courtesy of www.bauergriffin.com and partyimg.info
Jan
29
29
Shauna Sand is Versatile
We want to cry when we hear people dismiss our beloved Shauna Sand as a one trick pony. People who have heard of her know her only as a tranny gorgeous creature who stands around in Lucite platform stilettos.
But behold! Shameless Shauna can do a lot of tricks in her shoes. (Um, maybe we ought to rephrase that.)
Come on, now. Who else do you know who would can walk on the beach in seven-inch spike-heeled platforms?
And who else could--less than a week later--display her teetering talents by riding a Segway in the very same shoes?
Believe us when we say that we're in just as much shock and awe as the dude riding the Rascal.
We mean the guy in the scooter, not rascally Shauna's pal, the Chippendales reject.
Just like us, celebs and their kids have been hitting L.A.'s seasonal paparazzi haunt, the most sincere pumpkin patch evah, Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch.
And just like us, they know how to dress for the occasion.
It's good to see a healthy Brit Brit and her sweet boo-boos in their down-on-the-farm outfits.
Aside from Mom's nurse's shoes, Tobey Maguire and his family couldn't be more appropriately dressed for the occasion.
Mark Wahlberg wisely wears jeans over his Calvins.
And of course, the lovely Shauna Sand wore her signature acrylic hooker platforms.
Realizing her fashion error, she returned in more suitable attire.
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Jul
31
31
Shauna Needs a Man.
The Mamas of Razzi are concerned about Shauna Sand.
We all know that she's classy.
And she knows how to socialize.
We're concerned that she's too devoted to her daughters and not getting out enough.
Because in all the pictures we've seen of her, and we've seen a lot, she's always alone. We're afraid that she just can't find a man. What, she can't find a man who's interested in her?
Wait, Shauna! Don't Go! We've found just the man for you!
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Photos: WENN, MAVRIXPHOTO.COM
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