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Aug
10

If this is what she does at 51, can you imagine how she'll celebrate her 60th birthday?

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With the start of the school year around the corner, the Mamas know of at least one child who's probably dreading the end of summer vacation.

Photo courtesy of Yahoo Images.

Roan Joseph Bronstein (9) is the son of Sharon Stone and because of his mother, school has the potential to really suck this year:

Photo courtesy of Paris Match. The NSFW version can be seen here.

Poor Roan. Not only does his mother toss her clothes hither and yon when the urge strikes her, she also says stupid shit on a semi-regular basis.

Can you imagine how much therapy this child and his younger brothers are going to need?

May
01

Sharon Stone is a bad mommy.

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Poppy Buxom

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Sure she's adopted almost as many children as Angelina Jolie. Sure, she's protective of her sons. Sure, she keeps them safely out of the limelight. But what about their moral upbringing?

Isn't a mother's number one job teaching her children the difference between right and wrong?

Well, telling the truth is right, and lying is wrong. And we always tell the truth. Whereas Sharon Stone has claimed for years that her breasts are the real, natural thing.

But she's gotten awfully thin lately,

and we say

liar, liar

pants on fire.

Photos courtesy of Getty Images, celebrityrumors.com and theinsider.com

Oct
01

(Not-So) Basic (Motherly) Instinct

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Susie Sunshine

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Sharon Stone has always had rather unorthodox ideas for keeping those not-so-fresh body odors at bay

However, it appears that her plan for treating her son's stinky feet with Botox injections (according to her ex-husband before even trying less invasive methods like having the little bugger use deodorizing powder in his shoes or banning Crocs from his wardrobe) played a major role in why Sharon lost custody of the child.

If a little kindergarten foot funk freaked her, how would Sharon handle it when little Roan turns into a sweaty teenager and plops on the couch after football practice or gets gassy after eating too many chili dogs?!

(All photos Google Images)

May
27

Who Would Have Thought The P*ssy Flashing Was Her Greatest Moment?

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Kristin

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Dear Sharon,

You're stupid.

Love,

Mamrazzi

Sep
17

Putting the "Boo" in Botox...

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Kristin

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Remember when you were a kid and you would do that goofy thing where you would put your hands on the side of your face and pull your cheeks back so that you looked as though you were caught in some sort of wind tunnel and say, "Mommy, my ponytails are too tight!" And then you would cackle like a mental patient in the wild unbridled way that only an 8 year old could pull off...

Well, someone forgot to tell Sharon Stone that it was just a joke.

Shar, you're a beautiful woman: particularly when you can show expression.

Sep
11

Good Luck, Brothers Stone

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Susie Sunshine

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While the world was collectively gasping at the hairiness of baby Suri, Sharon Stone's adoption of her third son quietly slipped under the radar.

2006 will be replayed by playground bullies of sons Roan (6) and Laird (15 mos.) and Quinn (3 mos.) as the year their mother was photographed looking like the Queen of the Underworld,

and Third Shift Hooker Barbie

when promoting the most flaccid sequel of all time.

She also said some extremely stupid shit.

Baby Quinn's name means "counsel". We're guessing he and his brothers are going to need a lot of it.

Jul
10

Youthful Ignorance: Exhibit A

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Susie Sunshine

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Sharon Stone and son Roan on Madison Avenue.

There are many shirt clutching years ahead of Roan before he learns getting beads for showing tits in public is a New Orleans custom and not how most mommies accessorize when running late.

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