OK, we'll admit it. We love Kelly Osbourne.
Our love has remained steadfast through weight gain, weight loss, blonde hair, black hair, pink hair--as well as her less-than stellar performances as a reality TV star, recording artist, fashion designer, and rehab three-peater.
Yes, she's had a checkered career, but the important thing is this: she's not biting the heads off bats.
We love her. Even when she has us asking "What's black and white and red all over?"
So we went all lioness-defending-her-cub when we heard that her mother
and her father
refuse to "let" their 24-year-old daughter
marry her young man.
OK, maybe Luke Worrell's not what they're looking for in a son-in-law. For one thing, he's a model, so he's gorgeous. And he's so young and un-infamous that no one has even bothered to write a Wikipedia article about him yet. Which could be the problem. Maybe it's like the situation in The Munsters, when the Munsters thought their pretty niece was a hideous monster. Maybe Luke needs to get freakier?
Well, we think he could manage it.
So we just have one question for Sharon and Ozzy: ARE. YOU. CRAZY? Or are you just trying to fill the vacuum in the media created when Michael and Dina Lohan decided to shut the hell up for a change?
Look at them. Look how happy your daughter looks.
We say it's true love. And we say the kids are all right.
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