We thought the name "Scary Spice" was just a stage name. However, basing a relationship with a known philanderer on a set of matching tattoos
and starting a (possibly unbeknowst) family with him
and playing the role of pregnant woman/new mom scorned for the tabloids while secretly hooking up with a new guy while still pregnant from the first clown
and then secretly marrying the new dude (who in addition to being a serial cheater is a known wife beater) two months ago
while trying to squeeze a 9 million dollar home out of the baby daddy is scary AND shitty.
Before we knew all this we felt bad for Mel. Now we're just worried about how the stupid choices she's made will affect her daughters. (We neglected to mention the 8 year old daughter Melanie has full custody of. Add a step-father with anger management issues to the mix and it gets truly scary.)
Nice going, Mel. You've joined the short list of woman who managed to make their sleazy partners look like the sane ones. While Eddie and Kevin watch the kids, maybe you and Brit can do some topless tequila shots.
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