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OK, media? Enough. We get it. Sarah Jessica Parker is a style icon. It may have taken a decade, but you've managed to hammer this so-called "fact" into our heads.

But Sarah-as-Carrie-Bradshaw? Not so fashion-icon-y. Sometimes she looked great. Other times she slid down the slippery slope of eccentric and looked like a wino who'd been dumpster diving behind a Barney's.

For example, the blue bird stuck to the side of her head in the first SATC movie was grotesque. First of all, it was fugly.

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Also, when we were thinking about including something blue in our wedding ensembles, a stuffed bird didn't leap to mind. Who wants a dead animal that close to her face? In a word: ew.

But Sarah Jessica has apparently decided that crazy hats should be her signature accessory. Here she is at the 2008 London premiere of SATC:

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And here she is at the London premiere of SATC 2, looking like Maleficent from a live-action remake of Sleeping Beauty, except with more skin showing.

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This is seriously scary stuff. If the second SATC movie is as successful as the first, we could have another ten years of an increasingly crinkly Sarah Jessica Parker hobbling down the red carpet with outtakes from a Tim Burton movie stapled to her head.

If she won't think of her own children, could she please think about ours? Because this is the stuff of nightmares.

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Has Sex and the City 2 pulled a Ghostbusters and suddenly added a new character that has no purpose?

Surely, the photoshop® above can't possibly be one of these women.

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Particularly this one, who we think looks FINE, thank you very much, just the way she is.

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Dec
09

Oh, Mama

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Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,

We like you, we really do. You've managed to be a celebrity and have a personal life that (for the most part) remains out of the tabloids. And when aspects of your life does make celebrity rags, like a true old Hollywood star, you don't dignify it with an answer.

However, we do see an area in your life that could stand some improvement.


It's time to retire the strapless mini, sweetheart.

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In a move that caught tabloids and celebrity watchers off-guard, last week it was annouced that Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are expecting twin daughters via surrogate later this summer.

We're not sure why everyone is so surprised.

At the Oscar ceremony back in February, SJP gave a huge hint by taking "the twins" out for some air and allowing the world a look at "her girls."


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When the body cannot agree?

Am I hot? Am I cold? The tank top? The heavy scarf? Am I walking a lot today? The shoes that look like a pump but feel like a sneaker?

How does one solve the fashion dilemmas of the peri-menopausal woman?

You wear it all people. You wear. It. All.


photo - Jezebel

We're all used to celeb moms shrinking by losing pounds.

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But lately it seems that some have actually become Shrinky-Dinks®.

Take note! Posh Beckham appears to have lost several inches in height. She needs a booster seat to drive!
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And Sarah Jessica Parker's shrunken so much that..well, see for yourself! Her head's tinier than her posy!
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Keep A Child Alive has a wonderful purpose (getting antiviral medications to children and families in Africa) and a very terrible ad campaign.

Mamarazzi salutes celeb parents: Gwyneth Paltrow, David Bowie and Sarah Jessica Parker for freely sharing their star power in raising awareness


but wonders if they realize the effects these photos are having on other moms and dads.

Remember the Sesame Street guessing game with the catchy little song?

One of these things is not like the others,
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One of these things just doesn't belong,
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Can you tell which thing
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Is not like the others
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By the time I finish my song?
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If you guessed Denise Richards for being a whore who sleeps with her friend's husband, you're absolutely right!

May
02

A Mother's Love

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There comes a point in every mother's life when she realizes it's kinder to say OF COURSE I'll wear the lovely Fruit Loop necklace/ring made of dandelion stem/ braided jump rope belt / toga-cape fashioned from an over-sized Scottish tablecloth your child created, and then quietly leave it in the car before entering her adult-type function.
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