Rod Stewart and his wife Penny Lancaster-Stewart were recently photographed while out and about.
Photo courtesy of The Daily Mail.
Luckily, the Mamas of 'Razzi are clairvoyant, so we can tell you what Penny and Rod are thinking:
Penny, "Do ya think I'm sexy?"
Rod, "Tonight's the night. (Gonna be alright.)"
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Name: Alastair Wallace Stewart
Date of Birth: Nov. 27, 2005
Father: singer Rod Stewart, age 61
Mother: model Penny Lancaster, age 35
Siblings: The reality is I have 6 half siblings from Dad's various women and wives, but he doesn't count the daughter he abandoned when he was 18. (I prefer to think he's just not good with math from all the drugs instead of being a flaming asshole. Since my oldest acknowledged sister is Kimberly Stewart, best known for being Paris Hilton's skanky and unattractive sidekick, please allow me the drug-usage theory.)
About You: Everyone comments on how well-behaved and quiet I am. The truth is, I'm rarely ever able to be myself because of my crazy family. For example, Dad has a habit of getting drunk and singing "Tonight's the Night" to my mom (who has been his fiancee for SIX YEARS. If she had any brains at all she'd say "Tonight is NOT the night, I DON'T think you're sexy, and NO hot legs until we're legal SO STOP SINGING THESE CRAPTASTIC SONGS!") at all hours of the day, which means I get shoved off on the damn nanny again.
I enjoy walks in my pram, teething biscuits, debating the relevance of the British monarchy, and building blocks.
Your Ideal Baby Match: I'm looking for a kindred baby spirit of any gender to have a friendship. So far my parents only let me play with footballer and English celebrity's kids. I can tell you firsthand that the Beckham boys are real assholes. Moses Martin is really cool, but his mom doesn't like mine so I don't see much of him.
I'd like to meet another baby with a father who thinks he's hot shit (even though he's not) and a nice, but sort of dim mom, with half-siblings.
If not, just anybaby trying to remain normal among batshit crazy relatives will do!
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3 of the 4 following rockstars are grandfathers.
Which one isn't?
Bonus points if you know how many kids and grandkids they each have.
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Reports are in that Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy just after 1pm on Friday. Congrats to the newest member of Club Motherhood. The couple has considered the name Kingston, King for short.
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