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Yeah, we know it looks like Madame Tussaud's latest exhibit, but that wax Robert Pattinson is absorbing 47 times its weight in excess estrogen.
Seriously, some of those girls look like they just spewed out a lifetime's worth of eggs in one stupendous semi-orgasmic ovulation-a-thon.
We predict a rapid drop in England's birthrate.
Oh, and we're gratified to see that too-tight skinny jeans and Converse sneakers have become a worldwide trend. National pride dictates that teenagers everywhere look at least as stupid as ours. Go USA!
Wait a minute ... that whole Twilight thing is pretty much our fault, isn't it? Never mind.
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