Is it just us, or do five-year-old Suri AND Ashley Judd appear not all that impressed by Reese's "Dream Wedding"?
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First Kate, now Reese. The Armageddon is here.
Reese isn't saying what prompted the separation, but personally, after seeing this picture, I'd divorce him, too.
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Mission Impossible
Reese, your country needs you. Our confidence and pride in pregnant, blonde celebrities and their mothering abilities has been battered beyond recognition.
We won't lie to you, this is a difficult assignment.
Britney would wear your beach coverup with hair rollers and furry boots on a Starbucks run with baby Sean strapped to the trunk with bungie cord.
Anna Nichole's still in the pool slurrily saying how very, very happy she is, but some day she's going to figure out how to get to the steps and we'll be subjected to the collective nightmare of maternity wear designed by Bobby Trendy.
Tori Spelling has liquidated the inventory of fifteen exclusive baby shops and booked infant plastic surgeons.
Make the official announcement, Reese. (If you're not currently pregnant, could you quickly get yourself knocked up? Think of it as your patriotic duty.)
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