Priscilla Presley: October 2006 Archives

We all wonder to ourselves at some point: How do I know I've done a good job of bringing up my child?

Take Priscilla Presley. You'd think she'd wonder whether she did the right thing--marrying the world's biggest rock star?

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Then divorcing him when her daughter was four?

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So what with the broken home and the father's drug addiction ... the daughter's drug problems, four, count 'em four marriages (one to Michael Jackson)

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not to mention her heavy involvement with the Church of Scientology ... well, it's not looking so great, is it?

Yes, Prissy, we can almost hear you: "Damn, I guess I screwed up. So ... how can I make it up to my family? I know--I'll be the world's coolest grandmother! And everyone knows that kids love Anime, right? So I'll learn all about Japanese culture ..."

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And then I'll model myself on an Anime character."

Voila--Jessie from Pokemon's Team Rocket:

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Sound far-fetched? Yes, it does. But it's the only logical explanation for this:

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