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Jun
17

It's like somebody built a humanitarian out of toothpicks

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We're getting worried about Angelina Jolie. She's currently doing her U.N. Ambassador thing visiting Syrian refugees in Turkey, and we applaud her for that.

But we want her to come home from Turkey and visit the Wisconsin State Fair. Then make a pit stop at a 7/11 for a Big Gulp and a sack of Cheetos. Followed by a photo op at Millions of Milkshakes. Washed down with a Venti Frappuccino with whipped cream and extra syrup. And finish with a week-long fried oyster, bread pudding, and beignet-athon in New Orleans.

We won't sling the a------- word around. But girlfriend is looking frail.

Yeah, saints and great religious leaders tend to be portrayed as ectomorphs. But Angie, nobody is more generous, loving, and tirelessly giving than Santa Claus, and he's thicker than a whale omelet.

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Photo courtesy of Celebitchy

Jun
06

Six fashion lessons we learned from the 2011 MTV awards

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1. Always wear underwear.

2. The Situation should not be your role model.

3. Don't set off the metal detector.

4. If you starred in How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Don't remind people.

5. If you're planning on wearing your tight black micro-mini and black high-heeled sandals ...

... check to make sure you're the only one.

6. Above all: a good hair day

is a good fashion day.

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All photos courtesy of The Denver Post.

Jun
03

It's like looking through the wrong end of a telescope

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First there was Cher. Then Demi Moore. Then Madonna.

The list of female stars involved with much younger men keeps getting longer. And the age difference keeps getting bigger.

Now 57-year-old Ellen Barkin is involved with 26-year-old Sam Levinson. Which is fine. In fact, our reaction could be summed up as "You go, girl, etc." After husband number one

and husband number two:

who could blame her for wanting a little something-something?

But ... Sam Levinson is director Barry Levinson's son. And Barry Levinson's Diner is the film that first made Ellen Barkin a star.

Think back to your first real career-track job (babysitting, waitressing, and summer camp counseling don't count.) Now imagine that it's thirty years later, and you're involved with that boss's son--a son who hadn't been born when you worked with his father.

Is it just us, or do any of you need a Dramamine? Because -- Whoa. Just ... whoa.

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Photos courtesy of Wikipedia and TimeOutChicago

Poppy Buxom: June 2011 Archives

It's like somebody built a humanitarian out of toothpicks

Six fashion lessons we learned from the 2011 MTV awards

It's like looking through the wrong end of a telescope

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