In their attempts to become more like Brangelina, Pete and Ashlee are trying to peddle photographs of Bronx Mowgli, but without much success.
It seems the pair has approached all the major U. S. celebrity rags, and no one is biting.
According to one source, "covers of them don't tend to sell well."
Come on! That cover's not so bad.
The bulldog looks really cute.
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Leona Helmsley was known as "The Queen of Mean" for her ruthless treatment of people, particularly employees of her Helmsley Hotel chain.
She was stingy, too. She stiffed contractors and routinely questioned suppliers' bills.
Plus, she cheated on her taxes. She served 21 months in the gray bar hotel for tax evasion. She also served 900 hours community service for forcing employees to work for her personally without pay.
Did we mention that she bit one of her housekeepers?
Did we mention that Ms. Helmsley was worth FOUR BILLION DOLLARS when she died?
Anyhoo, her will was made public yesterday. She left her brother $10 million. She conditionally left two of her grandchildren $5 million each and STIFFED the other two "for reasons which are known to them".
What, the reason is that they know they're NICE or something?
Then there's Trouble, her little dog. Trouble has lived up to her name.
Helmsley left Trouble $12 million.
Trouble is to be buried next to Leona in her 1,300 square foot mausoleum.
Bitches gotta stick together.
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