You know Fountains of Wayne's song "Stacey's Mom", about the mother of a teenage girl, who in spite of the mini van, chaperone duties, start of crow's feet around the eyes, and sensible haircut still had "got it goin' on"?
Having divorced and fleeced a Beatle, we're confident no one will ever write a song like that about Heather Mills, especially with this new mom 'do.
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While taking a brief break from the whole Britney K Fed Fed Ex thing, Mamarazzi discovered THE WACKIEST divorce claim EVER.
Maimed but very fit Heather Mills McCartney has allegedly claimed that hubby Paul objected "vociferously" when Heather asked to purchase an antique bedpan so she wouldn't have to crawl to the bathroom during the night.
This doesn't sound like real life: This sounds like an episode of the classic TV comedy I Love Lucy.
The way we see it, Lucy would be Heather and Ricky Ricardo would be Paul. The scene: Lucy and Ricky are antiquing with their friends Fred and Ethel Mertz. Roll camera! Aaaaand action!
Lucy: Hey, Ricky, look at this adorable antique bedpan.
Ricky: That's nice, Lucy. Maybe you and Ethel can put some flowers or somethin' in it.
Lucy: Oh, nooo, Ricky. I want to use this in our bed so I don't have to crawl to the bathroom during the night.
Ricky: What's the matter with you? Are you crazy or somethin'? Hey, Fred! Lucy's actin' crazy!
Fred Mertz: Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary people?
Lucy: WAAAAAAAA!
Photo credit: news.bbc.co.uk
Photoshop Credit (bedpan insert): Ethan O.
Last week, billionaire Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex-wife Heather Mills claimed that during their marriage he attacked her with a broken wine glass, pushed her down while she was pregnant with their child, and forbade her from breast-feeding daughter Beatrice because her breasts belonged to him.
Mamarazzi learned that this week's claims include:
-While making dinner one night he dropped a piece of tofu, and she nearly slipped on it.
-She gave birth to Beatrice using her ear canal because Paul said her lady bits and unscarred abdomen were his.
-Her left leg wasn't really amputated because of an accident with a police motorbike; Paul said it belonged to him, too.
3 of the 4 following rockstars are grandfathers.
Which one isn't?
Bonus points if you know how many kids and grandkids they each have.
Leave your answers in the comments.
Reports are in that Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy just after 1pm on Friday. Congrats to the newest member of Club Motherhood. The couple has considered the name Kingston, King for short.
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