Because that's the only way Paris Hilton's little wrist-slap of a sentence makes sense.
To those of you who have trouble keeping your drug-busted celebrities straight (shout out to B.o.B. and LiLo!) we'll provide a synopsis of Paris's predicament: she was arrested after a Las Vegas cop stopped her and her boyfriend in the Wynn Hotel. Paris opened her new Chanel purse and out fell a plastic container of cocaine. Oops!
OK, so here's her sentence:
- one year suspended sentence
- 200 hours community service
- $2,000 fine
- mandatory substance abuse program
and, if she gets arrested within a year, she'll have to serve a mandatory one year in jail.
That last part is being overlooked by all the naysayers, Paris bashers, and haterz. But let's try to look at this objectively. This is Paris Hilton. She gets arrested on a regular basis. It's almost impossible to imagine her making it through a year without getting pulled over for drunk driving at least once.
Why? Because she's stupid. Need proof?
Paris and her rabbit ranch.
She was recently in a pet store and saw some rabbits being sold for snake food. So she bought them. And let them loose in her back yard. There were twenty of them.
But not for long. Hasn't Hilton heard about rabbits?
Trust us. She'll be in the slammer before spring break.
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