We're seasoned journalists, and we realize that our readers need a bit of a break from posts about Britney Spears. And so, as a sorbet, to cleanse the palette between courses, we're bringing you:
The Top Ten reasons Sean John "Puff Daddy Puffy P. Diddy Diddy" Combs Should Change His Name to P. Douche-y:
10. He keeps changing his name. Sean. We're begging you. Make up what's left of your mind.
9. He endorses Pro-Active skin care. In a word? Ew.
8. He pretends to be a designer by having his signature printed on t-shirts. We've seen better clothes on cafepress.
7. He used to date J. Lo.
6. He wears those stupid glasses all the time
5. He won a Fifi award.
4. In naming his Fifi-award winning fragrance "Unforgivable," he has demonstrated his utter ignorance of irony.
3. He has fathered five children,
2. Three from the same baby mama.
And the number one reason Diddy should be renamed Douche-y:
1. He left the house recently wearing this outfit:
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