At Mamarazzi, we don't clutter up the site telling you what books are featured on our bedside table.
But if we did? If we thought you'd want to know what we're reading? Guess what book--of all the possible books in the world--you wouldn't find?
No, it's not Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard. Although that was a very good guess.
It's If I Did It by O. J. Simpson.
Ok, the book doesn't actually exist yet. But rumor has it that Simpson has signed a $3.5 million contract to write a book about what he would have done, if he had actually killed his wife.
Hello? Is there anyone out there who believes he didn't do it?
And let's not forget the fact that he has two kids. So ... OJ thinks it's a good idea to allow his kids to read the "fictionalized" version of how, if he had done it, he would have killed their mother.
Buh-bye $3.5 million, because it's all going to end up in your children's therapist's bank account.
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