It doesn't seem an exaggeration to say that baby Harlow likely saved her mom's life. Nicole Richie is a much healthier weight, seems to be saying no to drugs, and now parties a survivable amount.
We couldn't help wondering if perhaps mini-Mes might be the answer to saving this next generation of celebutants from themselves......
We at Mamarazzi are SO excited!!! Remember Nicole Richie's infamous party invite email? We made up received this email this morning and we just had to share!!!
To: Lindsay and The Ladies at Mamarazzi and everybody else I know
From: Nicole Richie
Subject: CELL BLOCK X PARTY!!!
Date: Thu 26 JULY 2007 04:29:29 +0000
My fellow Bad Girls and Boys, it's that time of year to celebrate our upcoming PRISON SENTENCES by drinking massive amounts of beer (unless my OBGYN says it's a really, really bad idea).
Let's stand together as one, live the American dream, take shots (is drinking really a bad idea if you're pregnant? Or is that just an urban myth?), pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams.
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 118 pounds allowed in. HA HA Lindsay, your arrest sheet says you weigh 118!!! YOU SO FAT! Start starving yourself now!!!
P.S. COME DRESSED IN YOUR BEST CONVICT CLOTHES!!! (You can get some hot ones from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.)
P.P.S. DON'T BORROW PARIS' TIRED OLD ORANGE JUMPSUIT. That look is SO last month.
We don't know about you, but the first thing we think when we see this picture
isn't "Is Nicole pregnant?"
But apparently the rumors are flying.
And therefore, The Mamarazzi Dictionary of Journalistic Slang now include a new entry:
Slow News Day n., when a tabloid or website reports rumors that an obviously anorexic woman is pregnant.
Every Monday afternoon I wade through the celebrity news, searching tirelessly for something other than Britney Spears. Girlfriend can’t even color her hair Skank Black without causing a stir. What I need is for someone else to get pregnant, posthaste.
Someone like Assica Simpson.
Wouldn’t it be great fun to witness her questioning the ingredients of Gerber Peas baby food? Watch Jo Simpson watching her breastfeed.
Or, Jennifer Lopez.
The fun it would be to watch her hips EXPLODE. You know, hips don’t lie.
There’s always hope that Star Jones still has the ability to get pregnant.
Surely she has a uterus to go with that tiara.
And, glory be the day that Nicole Richie gets pregnant.
Wouldn’t that be “sexy”? Wouldn’t that be “hot”? Wouldn’t you “love it”? Her baby would be the youngest child ever to have hair extensions that match the dog and the mother.
But, really, the bankroll would be Tara Reid.
Just imagine this sparkler-in-the-mouth technique at the next Mommy and Me Playgroup. I’d have my kid avoid her kid’s sippy cup, for sure.
Which celebrity do you think will provide the most parenting snark fun when they become parents?
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