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Jun
16

Not Going to End Well

Susie Sunshine

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Singer Brandy on the parenting style she's using on her seven-year-old daughter :

"I love being a mom and I'm raising her in a different way than how I was raised. Some things that my mom did with me, I do with my daughter -- it's just a different dynamic. I would love for people to see how I'm doing it because I think I could be a good example of a young, single mom."

"A lot of mothers feel like they're the mom first, with that authority. But for me, I'm a friend first. I believe that just being there for my daughter as a friend more than 'I'm in charge...' causes her to be more open with me as a person. That's just what our relationship is. Of course, there are times when I have to discipline her -- I'm mom. But there's still that nurturing and love there that we have. I know I'll probably get flack for being a friend first, but it really works. She's really honest with me. I'm just teaching her how to trust herself. I tell her all the time that my life is not your life -- you have your own life."

"At the end of the day we're going to be friends. When she grows up, it'll be about that friendship that we'll have. She'll come to me for any problems that she has. If I have an authoritative wall up, she's going to rebel and not come to me and I don't want that."

May
14

"My Dad Loves It!"

Susie Sunshine

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"My mom was on set," Miley Cyrus said of her edgy new video. "And my dad loves it, because I think my dad was thinking I was a little crazy as I was writing it. When you see it, they were so proud of the treatment I came up with."

All Mamarazzi is thinking is how extremely awkward viewing a seventeen-year-old's version of "sexy" is.

Dec
16

'Tis The Season to Be Whore-y!

Susie Sunshine

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The holidays are a time of year when even non-musical families find themselves belting out "Deck the Halls" when the mood is right and the eggnog properly spiked.

So just imagine what must transpire when music-industry families gather with friends and loved ones!
Take the Cyrus family: what sort of lyrical loveliness is created when Achey Breaky Papa Billy Ray, tween sensation Miley, and poptart-in-training Noah join hands and gather around the fireplace?

Oct
28

Creative Characters

Susie Sunshine

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We're getting down to the wire, but Mamarazzi has charted the stars (and their offspring) and assembled a list of costume ideas to help make Halloween 2009 a fright to remember!

Octomom: Patron Saint of the Perpetually Pregnant.

Dita Von Teese rocks the Solar System look. (Frugalistas take note: could also double as a science project!)

Lourdes goes old-school and dresses like Mom back in the like-a-virgin days.

Victoria Beckham in "Project Runway designer when the Xanax runs out" garb.

Noah Cyrus & Friend recreate that brief and wonderous time when Paris and Britney were BFFs.

And if you're really crunched for time this Halloween, Amy Winehouse illustrates how easily anyone can pull off the famous Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction.

Oct
26

An open letter to Billy Ray Cyrus

Poppy Buxom

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Dear Billy Ray:

Are you mental, or do you just think we're forgetful?

Let us help you out here; we're not forgetful. We remember your dumb-ass Achy Breaky Heart song and the mullet that went with it.

Photo courtesy of ScrapeTV.com

We remember the the nude picture of Miley that showed up in Vanity Fair. And the provocative father/daughter shots of you and Miley.

Photo courtesy of Gothamist.com

Not to mention Miley's MySpace self-portraits.

Complete with duck lips.

Photo courtesy of ThisisBandit.com

We even remember hearing about you telling Miley to get back on twitter. (Tell us why again? Because she wasn't getting enough publicity?)

But now? Now your nine-year old daughter goes to a Halloween party dressed as ... what is this, anyway? A Hoochie Witch?

Whatever it is, it's bad. So guess what? You just won the Mamarazzi "Bad Dad o' the week" award.

(But don't get excited. It's only Monday. Some other idiot might screw up before Friday.)

Now please get lost. And take your soul patch with you.

The Mamarazzi

p.s. As skinny as Noah is, you somehow managed to find her a hootchy witch outfit that was too tight. Way to go, mullet head!

Jul
15

Confucious Say She Should Wear Flip-Flops and Get Dressed, Already

Susie Sunshine

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Mamarazzi seems to recall there's an old parenting adage that goes:

"Photograph a 15-year-old and make her look freshly fucked, shame on you

Pose her in a do-me-on-this-table-right-now stance while wearing hookeresque footwear a year later, shame on her parents for providing underage soft porn."

Jun
12

An open letter to Miley Cyrus

Poppy Buxom

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Look, we realize you're a child star and you don't get to go to a regular high school. But the internet is not your 10th grade classroom. And a tweet is not a diary entry or a note you pass to your friend during American History because it's like, totally boring.

Twitpic of Miley and her mother eating dinner in Savannah, uploaded by Miley

Anything you put on the internet will be there for ever. And you're spilling your guts about the guy you just broke up with.

life will go on. you will smile again.... we will smile again.11:53 AM Jun 8th from mobile web

Trust us; you will regret making a huge display of your 16-year-old hurt feelings.

- This is how I know everything will be okay. The LORD has brought me hope, and I am not alone. I always have my guardian angel 9:14 AM Jun 8th from TwitPic

But that won't stop all your fans from getting their very own twitter accounts so they can start spilling their guts, too.

We're miles and miles apart but I'm still holding on to your heart. about 15 hours ago from mobile web

And some of those fans are our daughters.

And we really don't want them thinking that oversharing on the internet is the new black. So please cut it out.

my tweets were just on headline news- people twitter is NOT news! i just wanna live and learn 11:08 PM Jun 9th from mobile web

Trust us, Miley. You will.

Feb
25

Is That What the Kids are Calling It Now?

Susie Sunshine

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"She's beautiful, and I love her, and she can like, adopt me if she wants to."
- Miley Cyrus, on Best Actress nominee Angelina Jolie, to E! host Ryan Seacrest

People

Mamarazzi excuses Miley for her apparent confusion between physical attraction and like, actual parenting, as there are no daddy/daughter pictures like this in any of our photo albums.

Vogue