Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas recently announced that they had decided to stop at two children--Dylan, 5, and Carys, 3. Of course, anyone with half a brain can understand why.
Would you let your daughter boink this?
Michael Douglas is Nosferatu. You know, the undead. As played by Max Schrecht in the eponymous movie ... and then Klaus Kinski in the remake.
I mean, does anyone else see the resemblance? or is it just me?
And there is no way this beautiful young woman is going to let that foul, despicable creature touch her again.
See? That's a cross peeking through the paper her bouquet is wrapped in. And he'd better not try to get too close.
Watch it, CZ! He's moving in for another try at your jugular ...
but she foils him! She's wearing the cross! Hahahaha! She laughs and flips her hair in glee.
So she's got a cross ... and she knows how to use it. What she needs now is a spike to drive through his heart.
Did I say Spike ... ?
Heh heh heh.
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