Matt Damon: December 2010 Archives

This is Lucky Lucy Damon, 6 weeks postpartum from her 4th baby.

Notice the flattering, floaty gown, the glowing skin, her luscious arm-candy husband.
But take special note of the non-scrawniness.
Girlfriend JUST HAD A BABY, and it shows.

None of this "Oh, the weight just fell off chasing the kids!" or "Breastfeeding gave me back my figure!" for Mrs. Damon. (Angelina, Kelly Rippa, Heidi Klum- we're looking at you, you lying bitches.)

Thanks, Lucy, for daring to appear in public looking like women look just after having a baby.

You are gorgeous.

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