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This is Lucky Lucy Damon, 6 weeks postpartum from her 4th baby.

Notice the flattering, floaty gown, the glowing skin, her luscious arm-candy husband.
But take special note of the non-scrawniness.
Girlfriend JUST HAD A BABY, and it shows.

None of this "Oh, the weight just fell off chasing the kids!" or "Breastfeeding gave me back my figure!" for Mrs. Damon. (Angelina, Kelly Rippa, Heidi Klum- we're looking at you, you lying bitches.)

Thanks, Lucy, for daring to appear in public looking like women look just after having a baby.

You are gorgeous.

Kids, please realize when nicely asked to clean your room, you don't want to fuck with Matt Damon.

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Looks like Sarah Silverman isn't the only one who has been fucking Matt Damon.

Congratulations!


Sarah Silverman delivered this "Dear John" letter to late night talk show host and her longtime beau, Jimmy Kimmel... making us love Matt Damon, husband, father and People's Sexiest Man of the Year, a whole damn lot.

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Being a beloved movie star can be so awesome. Millions adore you and think of you as a hero. OK, some might confuse you with your heroic movie character, Jason Bourne. There are worse things in life.

For instance, life is worse if your lovely little daughter stops thinking of you as her hero. Much worse, she might start looking a little bored with you.

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How do you rekindle the old excitement and prove that you're still the coolest dad ever? That you're still hero worthy?

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Why, you make a guest appearance on Arthur as some kind of sin-against-nature human/bear hybrid!

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