You didn't expect Superstar Diva Queen Mariah Carey to just announce her new babies names like a common celebrity, did you?! Oh, you silly little lamb!
Mama Mimi took to her Twitter account and asked people to guess what she named her wee ones.
After some smartass suggested "Glitter"(HA!), she gave a clue: both names start with M.
Any guesses?
We'll say Monarch (for her endless love of butterflies) and Montessori (because it's like something Mariah would think sounds really smart)
Back in the day, if an expectant couple was unable to afford routine OB/GYN visits
or a sturdy bra
or a pregnancy belt
they kept that shit to themselves.
We're so sorry little fetii. You can honestly say your parents embarrassed you in public even before you were born.
Hold on tight to those Hello Kitty collections, folks.
Word on the street is that Ms. Mariah Carey is with child.
Congratulations! If it's a boy, we sure hope the little dude likes pink and glitter and rainbows!
Pop diva Mariah Carey is being dogged by the inevitable newlywed pregnancy rumors these days.
When she was on Ellen this past Wednesday, Ellen brought it up.
Photo courtesy of People.com.
Asked by Ellen if she was pregnant, Mariah said no.
Ellen brought out some champagne and suggested they have a toast
Mariah said no again.
Ellen persisted and Mariah became increasingly more uncomfortable and offered up multiple excuses before finally pretending to drink.
Not cool, Ellen, not cool at all.
If Mariah is pregnant and chooses not to share that information, that's her business. Pressuring her to either drink alcohol or confess to being pregnant on national TV was really shitty.
Ellen honey, we Mamas adore you and generally can find no fault with anything you do, but you not only crossed the line with Mariah, you stomped on it repeatedly as you went over.
After all, you of all people should understand the desire for privacy.
Photo courtesy of Time.com.
What do you think? Is Mariah entitled to some privacy in this matter? Leave a comment at Jen's blog.
Now that Mariah Carey has changed her mind about having a baby, speculation is rife as to whether--and when--she'll get pregnant.
All we can say about that is, Mariah?
Do your child a favor. Have a girl.
Because no boy should have to inherit your baseball-throwing genes.
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