Now that everyone's favorite tabloid stars are either in rehab, in the slammer of taking a much-needed breather from adopting 14 children, the paparazzi have been forced to branch out.
And lo and behold, they found Maggie Gyllenhaal flashing her girls all over Manhattan in the name of feeding baby Ramona.
We Mamarazzi ladies absolutely agree that breast is best. But even though we're not cool enough to crawl around wearing a saddle in a sexy movie with that yummy James Spader, we have mastered the art of Feeding Without Flashing.
So what the heck's going on in Maggie's mind?
- FINALLY, I'M in the spotlight! Take THAT, Jake!
- Ha-ha, my ta-tas are perkier than yours!
- Since I've been whipping out my boobies 10 times a day, Peter thinks every day is Fathers Day!
Happy Fathers Day, y'all.
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