Madonna banned photographers from taking pictures of her at a Museum of Modern Art party Monday night because she "didn't feel she looked her best."
Take a moment right now to think back.
We've seen Madonna's:
-three inch black roots
-chicken claw hands
-unshaven armpits
-placenta hat (Evita phase)
-kiss with Britney and Christina
-onstage masturbation act
-creepy cheek implants
-eyebrow evolution
-crotch (all phases)
most of which were readily shared by Her Madgesty herself.
So what could she have been wearing/doing/recovering from at this MoMA party want to AVOID BEING PHOTOGRAPHED?!
This is so not like our Material Girl!!!
Brace yourselves for the one photograph of Madonna from that night:
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