Yes, yes, yes, we're doing Lynne Spears again but face it, she's the national treasure of The American Dream gone haywire. We all know that Dina Lohan tries to emulate Lynne but, despite all her desperate antics, she's just not in Lynne's league.
Case in point: Lynne appeared on Today and talked about learning of Jamie Lynn's pregnancy. Jamie Lynn gave her a note to read alone in her bedroom. The note explained that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. While reading the note, Mom Lynne thought it was a joke.
We understand denial but COME ON, LYNNE! You're received so much bad news about your kids that your reaction should have been, "Hoo doggies, time to call the publicist again."
But maybe we're being too harsh. Maybe the old give Mom a horrifying note to read alone in the bedroom routine is a cherished Spears family joke.
Or perhaps, Lynne's a tad clueless. Maybe she thought, "Now, that's just not possible. I mean, Britney boinked that popular football boy I set her up with and heaven knows she and that Justin Timbertoes boy did it like bunnies and if a baby had come from that, I'm SURE one of Britney's handlers would have told me!"
We say, Lynne, don't change. You make our jobs so easy.
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