Audrina Patridge's mom:
If you can't take five minutes of drunken ranting, here's a take-away quote:
"She's kicking a-- on her reality show and we're going to f---ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad's pissy a-- little fashion s--t. That b--ch wants to bring it on? Let's go! Let's f---ing go!"
No word yet from Lauren Conrad's mom.
The good news is Lynn Patridge is going to be on Audrina's upcoming reality show. And hey! We have an idea for a new reality show in case Audrina's tanks: take a bunch of celebrity moms--say, Dina Lohan, Lynn Conrad, Sharon Osbourne, and Kris Jenner--and make them compete to see which one can wreck her child's career the fastest.
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