Mamarazzi: Lourdes Leon Archives

Mar
02

Mz. Manners

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Susie Sunshine

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Mamarazzi just doesn't have the strength to delve into Charlie Sheen's tiger bloodlines, WINNER!!ness, or loss of custody of his 2 year old twins today.

Instead, we're getting back to the basics of manners because while it seems obvious to most people, clearly there are some who need some gentle guidance.

For example, it is okay to have the same hairstyle and one's daughter, providing it is classic and not overly-trendy. (Example: traight hair with side-swept bangs is fine. Pink, crimped hair is not.)

However, no matter how fabulous the legs are, it is NEVER OKAY for a mother's skirt to be shorter than her daughter's, especially if it is a see-through garment. You had your time, now let her have hers!

Aug
26

We Know Why Madonna Looks So Beat.

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LemonySarah

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When we saw unretouched photos of Madonna's recent Vuitton photoshoot, we immediately identified: Just like us, Madge drains herself getting four kids out of bed, packing their school lunches, carpooling, then racing to the gym to maintain those gristle arms that her fifth child, Jesus, likes so much.

Then we saw this photo.

We perused Madonna's 13-year old daughter Lourdes' fashion statement du jour. Lola's sporting J-Woww's Daisy Dukes, The Situation's white framed sunglasses, Snooki's mom's New Jersey chic tee shirt, wow, Lourdes sure loves her black pantyhose and HEL-LO! WHAT'S THAT ON LITTLE LOURDES' WRIST?! We're betting that's not a sanctioned item in Macy's Material Girl line.

Sooooo... Madonna and child spend quality time together grooving to Bob Marley in a haze of sweet, sweet smoke?

Now we have a whole new insight into Madonna's beat appearance. It's her new oh so chic sleepy stoner look.

Photos: Vuitton, Bauer- Griffin

May
03

Mirror, mirror on the wall ...

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Poppy Buxom

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Remember this look?

That's Lourdes in 2008. And here she is last month.

We apologize for not bringing these pictures to your attention before now. It took our corneas a few days to recover from the sight of Madonna's chipmunk cheeks.

Isn't she gorgeous? We're not even going to snark her 14-going-on-20 look, because some of us have teenage daughters of our own.

But don't think we've gone soft, because we've got a piece of advice for Lourdes: don't accept any shiny red apples from harmless old peddler women.

Mar
15

Is it time to dust off the Boy Toy belt?

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Poppy Buxom

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We just heard that Madonna is going to be ~~designing~~ ~~producing~~ putting her name on a line of junior clothing and accessories.

Now, some of us have teenage daughters with pretty definite ideas of what is and is not in style. (Like, say, velour tracksuits.) These teens will be glad to hear that Lourdes is going to help design the line.

Oh, and the line is going ibe called Material Girl. We don't know whether we think this is such a hot idea. On the one hand, "Material Girl" makes us think of rubber bracelets, leggings, and dark roots--all already available at stores near you.

On the other hand, it's better than "Sunset Boulevard" or "Death Becomes Her," or "I'm still young and hot, dammit!" all of which come to mind.

Oct
28

Creative Characters

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Susie Sunshine

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We're getting down to the wire, but Mamarazzi has charted the stars (and their offspring) and assembled a list of costume ideas to help make Halloween 2009 a fright to remember!

Octomom: Patron Saint of the Perpetually Pregnant.

Dita Von Teese rocks the Solar System look. (Frugalistas take note: could also double as a science project!)

Lourdes goes old-school and dresses like Mom back in the like-a-virgin days.

Victoria Beckham in "Project Runway designer when the Xanax runs out" garb.

Noah Cyrus & Friend recreate that brief and wonderous time when Paris and Britney were BFFs.

And if you're really crunched for time this Halloween, Amy Winehouse illustrates how easily anyone can pull off the famous Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction.