Remember Blair Warner, the rich bitch with perpetually perfect hair from "The Facts of Life"?
Lisa Whelchel, the actress who played her, is now a homeschooling mother of three
and published author of a controversial book on discipline.
In the honor of Lisa's newest endeavor, we present her familiar theme song with some brand new lyrics to better fit her current lifestyle.
Ya thank the good, ya spank the bad,
If her kids act up then they'll have The Smacks of Life,
The Smacks of Life.
There's a time you got to go and show
You are boss now you're passin' out The Smacks of Life,
The Smacks of Life.
When their room never seems
to be livin' up to your dreams
And suddenly they're finding out
the power will go out, boo.
Boo hoo, hoo!
It takes a lot to hit 'em right,
But they're learning the Smacks of Life. (learning the Smacks of Life)
Learning the Smacks of Life (learning the Smacks of Life)
Learning the Smacks of Li-fe.
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