Lenny Kravitz recently told Maxim magazine that he has been celibate for the past three years.
"(It's) just a promise I made until I get married. Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture."
Lenny Kravitz? Mr. Backseat Mambo? Zero hoo-hah? First, we're here to help you with your quest. Secondly, forgive us, Lenny, if we don't quite believe you this time. We don't believe a lot of screwy things celebrities say.
Which gives us yet another excuse to feature brings us back to Tom Cruise's Scientology video.
Maybe Tom knows what he's saying but we can't make sense of it. For instance, this quote:
"So, for me, it really is KSW*, and it's just like, it's something that, uh, I don't mince words with that. You know, with anything, (that colorization is?), but that policy to me has really has gone , boy, there's a time I went through and I said, You know what? When I read it, I just went (noise that sounds like poof), This is it. That's exactly it."
If you can't see the video or can't believe your ears, here's the Tom Cruise Scientology Video transcript.
Discuss.
* Keep Scientology Working (as if!)
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