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Sep
28

Scientology Diet Works! (Sez Kirstie Alley)

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Kristin
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So she was thin (Cheers) then medium (Veronica's Closet) then fat (Fat Actress) then thin again (Jenny Craig) then medium (Star Magazine) and finally once again fat (Kirstie Alley's Big Life)... and now THIN AGAIN (Scientology) and taking photos with "Male Italian Friends"

lather, rinse, repeat.

Quite honestly Mamarazzi doesn't give a shit. We've spent most of our adult lives gaining and losing the exact same 20 or so pounds and if we knew that we could have made a living at it, we'd have called Jenny sooner.

May
07

We Got a Million of 'Em.

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LemonySarah
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Kirstie Alley confirmed to People magazine that she has gained 83 pounds over the past year and a half. We are impressed. We're no strangers to weight gain but wow, we're in awe. Even we wonder, just how can someone gain so many pounds in such a short period of time?

Then we realized how Kirstie did it. Without realizing it, she accidentally sat on Victoria Beckham!

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Not to worry, Kirstie. As soon as you peel Posh off of your bottom, you'll immediately lose maybe HALF of those 83 pounds!

Press the red button below for the dumb joke rimshot!

Jan
25

"Without Jenny Craig, I would be Shamoo's body double."

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Poppy Buxom
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Thank goodness the internet is around to get us out of our mid-January funk. At the moment, it's all about Scientology. First there was Tom Cruise, and now we keep running into an old Scientology promo film featuring a cameo appearance by Kirstie Alley.

In the tape, a suspiciously big-haired Kirstie claims that "without Scientology, I'd be dead." Which may be true, in which case, let's hear it for Scientology. If she's telling the truth.

And yet, can we believe her? After all, she also claims to weigh 145 pounds.

People, she's 5 foot 9. This is NOT 145 pounds. And so, in our opinion, the jury's still out on the so-called benefits of Scientology--at least as far as Kirstie Alley is concerned.

But without Jenny Craig? Kirstie would be selling dolls on QVC.

Nov
13

Cheers!

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Kristin
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I just can't bring myself to snark Kirstie Alley... I want to... she's a Scientologist! She's wearing pantyhose! She was married to the less cute Hardy Boy! But, really, I just love her. I loved her on Cheers, and Fat Actress and I love her for admitting to eating up to 8,000 calories a day. I even love her for the pantyhose.

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But, I hate this bikini.

Kirstie, we at Mamarazzi appreciate the quandry of finding a suitable suit... cruise through the blog-o-sphere in May or June and you will find that many of us are spending ridiculous hours on the J. Crew website trying to mix and match ourselves into something not offensive... and many of us end up in tankinis or even the skirty bottom one-piece... but we have all managed to avoid the belly fabric chain thing which bears a scary likeness to an olde timey c-section scar.

Really, I am looking at this photo again and I am hater.

Am I missing something? Is this cute? Is it?!

Please don't pack it to bring to TomKat's wedding.

And enjoy the cake.

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