When we saw the pictures of Britney and Kevin at their sons' Little League game, we didn't think "OMG those boys are adorable," even though they are.
Or "How nice that Britney and Kevin can remain civil in public," even though they did.
No, our first thought was -- well, we'll leave it to you.
Here's Britney in a recent photo shoot
and here's Kevin at the Little League game.
Brit-Brit FTW!
Yo, K-Fed!
Don't you know
that it's not healthy
to smoke?
xxxx,
The Mamas of Mamarazzi
p.s. Here's a flashback to 2004. The tattoos really help with identification, don't they?
p.p.s. Keep it up and your new nickname will be K-very-well-Fed.
Goodness! Looks like someone stumbled upon the secret Cheeto stash.
Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline is now a clothing designer -- clothes for children.
We'll just pause for a moment to let that sink in.
(All photos from Yahoo Images.)
We think we definitely know the look he'll be going for.
(Photo courtesy of Brooks Brothers.)
So what's your prediction? Will K-Fed bring out a line of mini wife beaters and sloppy pants or will he try something different? Leave your comments at Jen's blog.
There's a bit of a kerfluffle over the cover image of the Jolie-Pitt babes, with some people calling "Photoshop!" because 3-week-old babies don't tend to broadly GRIN ON COMMAND.
However, Mamarazzi has no doubt Baby Viv has just realized that she got a winning ticket in the Parent Lottery.
Which just makes this wee grin even more inexplicable.
Look who Paris Hilton was seen partying with on New Year's Eve:
It seems since K-Fed and Larry Birkhead have made Details magazine's list of good daddies, their stock has gone up. And they're single.
But we still think she could do better.
Photo courtesy of inTouch online.
Who'd have guessed Blanket would end up the most normal of the lot?
Two of our all-time favorite dads are throwing parties for their fans. Due to their extreme popularity, they're making their fans work for invitations.
You can get into Daddy Jackson's Tokyo party if you win an art contest or simply cough up $3,500. That will buy you a guaranteed 30 seconds of "exclusive face time" with The Gloved One. We're brushing up (HA! PUN!) on our art skills and seeking donations at this very moment.
K-Fed's L.A. and Las Vegas parties require that you go to www.searchwithkevin.com and try to figure out the rest. Good luck on that one. Winners will be announced two days before the first party. Travel is not included. Clear your calendars and sell your car.
Mamarazzi's gonna make you work, too. Please take the following quiz. Correct answers will never be posted.
Good luck.
Jacko and K-Fed-Ex are throwing their own parties because:
1. Overwhelming public demand.
2. They are just that much fun.
3. Chuck E. Cheese's was already booked up.
Party food will consist of:
1. Champaign, caviar and hand-dipped truffles.
2. Wine, women and song.
3. Jesus Juice, Doritos® and cocktail weenies.
You want to go to their parties because:
1. You'll be the envy of all your friends.
2. Kev and Jacko can really party down.
3. What better reason to quit rehab AGAIN?
K-Fed photo: searchwithkevin.com
Jacko photo: Montreal Gazette
Celebrity dads who have impressed us lately:
K-Fed
Dare we say it? We found the self-deprecating humor in his Superbowl ad............ charming. We also like that the F tattoo can double as a profane gesture, much like a middle finger, only more child-friendly.
Jon Stewart
It takes a special kind of person to wear a stupid-looking Elmer Fudd hat on television, but he did it!
Will Ferrell
Carrying his wife's breast pump on the red carpet made us all swoony for this funny man.
David Beckham
Every kid secretly thinks their father is Prince Charming. In the latest Disney ad campaign, the lucky Beckham boys have photographic proof of Dad's courage and that's pretty cool.
He's tried it all: back-up singer, hip-hop vocalist, Reality T.V. star ... even hitting on Lindsay Lohan. But K-Fed has now reached a new low.
In a desperate attempt to hang on to his 15 minutes of infamy, Fed-X has starred in a commercial in which he plays a fastfood worker with dreams of music video glory.
As Kevin works his way down the career foodchain, we predict that by next year he'll be shilling for
K-Fed-ExTerminators--"My manly spray will make your day!!"
Boy Toys 'R' Us--"The arm candy that makes you look good."
PapasNow--"The sperm bank for the gal who wants to be a single mother."
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