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You may have read the shocking story of how a 24 year old rookie New Jersey policewoman didn't recognize Bob Dylan; neither did the woman who called the cops to investigate the creepy old man nosing aroud her neighborhood. Seems the now 68-year-old Voice of a Generation no longer looks like the young eccentric above, he looks like the gazillionaire bag lady man below.

Bob Dylan 2009

It's an epidemic. Rock gods of the 60's and 70's sure look different than they did in their heyday.

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Grace Slick has transformed from gorgeous to granny.

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Jimmy Page looks like he's traded his Quaaludes for Werther's.

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Steven Tyler's now his own grandma.

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And Keith Richards is in a class of his own. We think he's actually been decomposing for decades.

Madonna's obviously worried that she's aging too and looks a little different from her 80's self, despite the plastic surgery and bodybuilding.

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The whole Bob Dylan incident has to have freaked Madge out a little. She doesn't want to be mistaken for an emaciated vagrant.

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So she's emblazoned her wardrobe with her name, just to avoid confusion over her identity.

Or maybe, at 51, she needs large type name tags to find her clothes.

Is there a human in there?

Christina Aguilera is the face of London jeweler Stephen Webster. She's supposed to embody a flawless 50's Alfred Hitchcock movie star.

She's gorgeous, glamorous and... ghastly. Ghostly!

The desire for perfection and the magic of Photoshop® have created a monster - The Undead!

The Mamas of Razzi find this trend disturbing.

But then there are times we wish everybody did it. Like, would it kill you, Annie Leibovitz, to protect us from ghouls? Could you maybe tone down the horrific image of Rolling Stone Keith Richards in your new ads for Louis Vuitton?

Even the pancake makeup can't disguise the EWWW factor.

Please share your thoughts, if you're not shaking too hard to vote.

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