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Even while Ma Hilton is being quoted all over the media begging Paris to sheesh, give it a rest already take her time and stop doing it with everything in a jock strap maybe even stop dating for a few months, Paris has hooked up with yet another guy.

Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt, and his tongue

Which is more embarrassing? Having your mother tell Fox news that you need to take a cold shower?

Or having everyone know that your boyfriend flunked Kissing 101 because he wasn't there the day they taught the class that tongues stay inside the mouths.

photo courtesy of http://www.zacktaylor.ca/blog/couples/

Jan
14

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Based on the family photo in their Xmas card, we're guessing Richard and Kathy Hilton are still pissed at Barron for that drunking driving incident last February.

Kathy Hilton needs her Mom Club Card and License revoked. Besides all of the trying to act like her daughters. In spite of how she raised her daughters. Even overlooking the fact that she aids her daughters in being skanks. Has she never taught them anything about personal hygeine? Seriously. With all of their money, why is it that Paris has not had a pedicure and walks around with chipped (worn completely freakin' off) nail polish, and Nicky can't even find a shoe (they can afford custom made) to harness the length of her toes?

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I don't know what it is lately, but celebrities who can't take care of their hands and feet just gross me out. They can even afford to have a manicurist as part of their personal staff, for pete's sake!

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Which leads me to believe they might not be so solvent, after all. There are a lot of millionaires on paper who don't have much in the wallet. Even if that were the case, can't they walk into any Hilton hotel and get full service? Including a massage, manicure, pedicure and the like?

But they are not the only ones. It is not just not taking care of your feet. It is also clipping your nails. No matter how well kept, overgrown nails gross me out, too.

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I love that Gwen wears rich colors and these huge caftans. I give her fashion flair two sippy cups and a bib.


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She would have gotten better, but the jeans kind of kill it for me. Not to mention her toenails need trimming.

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Yuck.

Even my eight-year-old knows the benefits of a good pedicure. You wouldn't believe how many last minute, the-school-bus-is-coming, nail-touch-ups-in-the-sandals I have done in my life time.

Do you think there is a career for me in policing the personal grooming habits of the stars?

photos from GossipRocks

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