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Just when you think reality television can't get any more unreal, our friends from across the pond unveil a brand new series, I'm Hotter Than My Daughter.

Where would anyone get the notion that being sexier and more desirable than their daughters is the goal of any mother?!

We recently came upon some lovely quotes from some of our favorite celebrity parents and well. you know us. We just had to share.

"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; sh*t happens..." Angelina Jolie on her teenage romp with another girl. And probably Billy Bob Thornton, to boot.



"Sexual energy really does drive me. ...My mother's the same as me. My parents always said, 'Sex is the best thing in the world...When you start having it you're going to love it. But it's that much better when you love somebody, so just remember that.'" Kate Hudson giving us a little insight into life with parents Kurt Russell and the brassiere-challenged Goldie Hawn.



"Yes, Hef's sleeping with them all...I've actually walked in on him. ...There's baby oil, there's toys flying every which way, there's all these girls naked. It was like watching a movie. I was standing in the doorway just looking -- for a really long time." Pamela Anderson, proving that what happens at the Playboy Mansion doesn't necessarily stay at the Playboy Mansion.

Which one squicks you out the most?

Underage Angelina and her thing about knives and romance?

Kate Hudson revealing a little too much about Mom and Dad?

Mental images of anything involving Hugh Hefner?

Please feel free to vent here.

Here's a little excerpt of the new Harper's Bazaar cover interview by serial bikini wearer Kate Hudson:

“As primal beings, men are not supposed to be monogamous. When people ask, ‘Do you believe in monogamy?’ Well, of course that’s what you want. But part of what I love about men is that it’s hard for them to be monogamous. Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men. And vice versa.”

Kate, honey, never mind that your non-monogamous man may surprise you with disease and on-the-side children.

We still think you should start trying to understand that maybe your own little man Ryder wants to look like a BOY.

Kate and Chris took Ryder for a walk down Paparazzi Row just days after they announced their separation. Surely a few happy crunchy family pics will deflect attention from the messy Owen scandal. Nice work, Ry. Your check is in the mail.

Christie Brinkley trotted what's left of her family out to Disneyland to prove they couldn't be happier, even after learning their Daddy was an ass! Great smiles, kids. It must've sucked to be dragged to a photo-op, but you sure helped gird Mom's public image.

Gwen Stefani needed to generate interest in her newest album. So she's been posing for mother-son pics on the way to the studio! Brilliant PR strategy, Gwen!

Kate knew little Suri would make the photographers... Oh fuck. Stupid Scientology rules. Maybe a ridiculous pair of high heels would do the trick....

Photo credit: People

According to People, Britney Spears just bought Sean Preston a $300 toy Escalade to tool around in.

Which is exactly the kind of white-trash move we've come to expect from the likes of her.

But what about the crunchy celebrity moms? What toy cars can they buy for their children? Where's Kate Hudson's Ryder's ride?

Someone needs to manufacture a toy-sized Prius.

A hybrid one.

That runs on breastmilk and formula.

For a while today, I wanted to be Kate Hudson's lawyer. According to Us Magazine's website:

Kate Hudson won a British libel suit yesterday against the National Enquirer, which in October 2005 published a photo of the actress, the daughter of comedian Goldie Hawn, looking particularly slim under the headline “Goldie Tells Kate: Eat Something!” The Enquirer will pay Hudson an undisclosed sum and print an apology.

Talk about a frivolous lawsuit. With cases like that, I'd be on easy street. I mean, who the hell cares what the Enquirer says? The only people who take that rag seriously wear tinfoil hats to keep aliens from brainwashing them. It's so obvious that the writers at The Enquirer just grab a bunch of paparazzi photographs and make stuff up ... any moron could do it.

And then it hit me. I don't want to be Kate Hudson's lawyer--who wants to go to law school at my age? No, I want to graduate from Mamarazzi Snarkstress to National Enquirer headline writer.

"Goldie Tells Kate: Put Some Clothes On!"

"Goldie Tells Kate: What is this, a Z. Z. Top video? 'She's Got Legs?'"

"Goldie Tells Kate: Don't you think you should wear a slip with that?"

"Goldie Tells Kate: Honey, your Uggs are longer than your skirt!"

"Goldie Tells Kate: I mean it, young lady! You're not leaving the house dressed like that! Now come back here and put some clothes on RIGHT NOW!"

So many juicy, lustfully, snarky things to discuss on this fine Tuesday. Where do I lash out first? My desire to see Kate Hudson take some scissors to her kid's hair seemed to frustrate a few, so how dare I stir the pot by pointing out that her brother Oliver Hudson (who?) got married over the weekend.

Ready for the stir? Wonder if her kid wore his hair in a bun to the wedding like he did on this fine, sunny California afternoon.

Or I could point out that this picture of Brit and Federslime is the first taken of the two of them together since March 25th. Yes, I see the obvious “empty stroller” snark, but *yawn.*

Then there’s sad Denise Richards, who mistakenly thought she could wash the skank off her snatch in an oversized champagne glass during a Pussycat Dolls performance. The smile on her face makes me think she intends to wash using only Dom Perignon--paid for with her Sheen Kidz Child Support.

And this Tuesday would be a total Mamarazzi loss if I failed to mention Matt Damon and Luciana welcomed their baby girl, Isabella, on Sunday. Congratulations to them both! Now, Damons, the stakes are high; thanks to the Jolie-Pitts, you can no longer pocket the baby pic moulah. So quick! Develop the Born Identity Talented Mr. Ripley Foundation.

However, even with all the celebrity parenting news on this Tuesday: I simply “Could use a little more cowbell."

I’ve always been drawn to Kate Hudson. She’s got a glow about her that obviously radiates from her core, and I’d like to ask the bartender for a double of whatever she’s drinking.

And everyone likes that she’s believably crunchier than a bowl full of granola.

But seriously, Kate. For the love of all Supercuts locations nationwide. Get your kid a haircut. I can’t handle the idea of what happens to that hair when he eats (it’s the same concern I have over your husband’s beard). Perhaps there’s some Hippie Reservation that has some craft gift shop that sells Hippie Boy Hairclips.

Gah! Damn it Kate. I didn’t say go pick up some flowers and snag yourself the latest in Obe Wan Kenobi wear. Get out the Yellow Pages, woman, and find the nearest Supercuts, posthaste!