Kate Gosselin: December 2010 Archives

We've already mentioned that in a new low for reality television, Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin were going camping together.

Naturally, the set-up is promising. These two couldn't be any more different. One is famous for being a high-maintenance neat freak. The other loves to hunt, ice fish, ride around on snow mobiles, appear at political rallies, and keep an eye on Russia from her back deck.

But in focusing on Kate and Sarah, we overlooked the role the Gosselin kids would play. And as you can see in the following clip, they're a real handful. In the space of one minute, one of them ripped the tongue out of the Palin's bearskin rug.

And Kate's reaction is just one more reason why we wouldn't want the Gosselins coming over to our house. When your kid rips the tongue off someone's bearskin rug, it's only polite to offer to head over to Bears R Us to buy a replacement. But she acts all nonchalant and breezy, as though it were no big deal.

We never liked Kate Gosselin. But as a public service, we'd like to remind her that Sarah has guns, and she's not afraid to use them.

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... be stuck with Kate Gosselin or Sarah Palin? On a camping adventure! With bears! And rain!

Seriously.

TLC pulled a crossover and tonight they'll be airing a very special episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska. The Gosselin kids and their nightmare mother roll up to the vastness that is the 49th state for some good old fashioned family fun with the Palin clan. Cute Piper (the only Palin girl not to be bashing gays on the Internet) is more than excited to be spending time with the famous multiples.

So sweet.

Not.

Here is a taste of how it goes down:

"The kids are having fun, so I'm tolerating it, but this is my new home," grumbles Kate, having sullenly planted herself beneath a tarp, far away from everyone else. "I'm miserable, but, I mean, somebody's got to be."

Followed by: "I don't see a table, I don't see utensils, I don't see hand-cleansing materials," she whimpers. "These are not ideal conditions. I'm freezing to the bone; I have 19 layers on; my hands are frigid. I held it together as long as I could and I'm done now!"

Oh Kate, you stupid ho. You're camping. Even Mamarazzi, who do not camp, know that you sound like a fool.

Sarah, ever gung-ho, announces to the group, "This is the most luxurious camping spot I've ever seen!"

Good stuff, no?

Mamarazzi will be tuning in to tonight's episode, because we expect a Chrismukkah miracle to occur: we'll turn to our various spouses and say, "I guess I would rather be stuck with Sarah."

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