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Mar
11

Julia Roberts's Number One Fan

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Remember last week when we made fun of the way David Beckham was turning himself into a family photo album? Well, apparently we're developing an unhealthy interest in celebrity tattoos. Because we can't get enough of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, who can't get enough of Julia Roberts.

Bukovic was apparently inspired to turn his body into a fan-art tribute by Roberts's performance in Erin Brockovich.

(We have to hand it to Bukovic for deciding to have Julia's face tattooed all over himself--instead of her cleavage.)

But still, we'd say Bukovic isn't actually Julia Roberts's number one fan.

In our opinion, that would be the tattoo artist.

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Photos courtesy of The Sun.

Sep
27

Eat, Pray, Love, Marry a gigilo.

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Poppy Buxom

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In a recent interview, Julia Roberts claimed that her husband doesn't care that she gained ten pounds while filming Eat, Pray, Love. Which makes perfect sense to us. In our experience, 10 pounds one way or the other doesn't register with a man--unless it's all in one place. For example, our breasts.

But then Julia lost us by claiming that "I believe that guys don't care about what you look like naked."

So wait a minute--that whole men-like-porn-because-they're-more-visual-than-women thing was just a stereotype?

Maybe. But it's more likely that Daniel Moder wants to hang on to his meal ticket.

Next thing you know, Demi Moore will be assuring us that Ashton told her guys don't care when their wives look older.

Wait a minute. Has blogging about celebrities made us too cynical? Or do you smell bullshit, too?

Jun
21

Baby Boom Bust

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Nice timing, celebs. Pop out those babies the same week that Poppy's in Paris and SarahO's moving to Boulder.

And thanks LOADS for giving us too darn little to snark about. Check it out:

Julia Roberts and hubby gave their new baby a perfectly normal name, Henry.

Tiger Woods and wife named their baby girl Sam. Again, normal normal normal.

Jeff Gordon and wife named their brand-new daughter Ella. Ho hum.

Keri Russell and husband named their newborn son River. Nice try but *yawn*.

Four babies, zero weird names.

Eight parents and it's been freaking forever since they've done anything scandalous.

Sigh. So many babies, so little to snark about.

What can we say but:

HEY CELEBS! QUIT THAT BEHAVING!

DON'T MAKE US COME DOWN THERE!

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Apr
27

We fear for Julia Roberts' children.

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Poppy Buxom

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At Mamarazzi, we're all about conspiracy theories.

So now, we're all a-twitter. Because Julia has appeared on the cover of People magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" issue, not once, but twice.

And she's pregnant again--due in June.

Now, get a load of the company she's been keeping as a former "Most Beautiful" People magazine covergirl:

We're keeping our fingers crossed that Julia beats the jinx. And by the looks of things, she's doing fine:

Maybe the trick is to name your babies Thaddeus and Hazel ...

Jul
29

Wash Dior Right Out Of Your Hair

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You were (and still may be) America's Sweetheart.

You were the lips before Angelina Jolie became known for the lips.

You are reportedly the highest paid actress in Hollywood.

You got married.

You had twins. (Please tells us why you chose the names that you did for your babies. I mean - really ...)

You were to be the new face of Christain Dior cosmetics.

Dior has now decided you are not famous enough to stump the over priced comestics line.

What's a girl to do?

Become the new Avon lady.

But you won't have to worry about earning your keep in sales quotas.

You will be skipping all the way to the bank with your $2 - 4 million per year paycheck and all the avon products you can use.

But will Avon still want you when they find out you don't wash your famous tresses for 10 days at a stretch?

Don't worry we know you will have shampoo manufacturers beating down your door with offers for you to wash your hair in their commercials in no time.

Excellent marketing skills, Julia! You showed Dior who's got the star power.

May
07

People magazine report: Julia Roberts Calls Motherhood 'Fantastic'

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Poppy Buxom

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That's on the record.

But off the record? What did the editor at People magazine leave out?

" ... if only I could find the time to WASH MY HAIR."

LUCINDA: That smile says, "I may have greasy hair, but I still look better than you, bee-yotch."

POPPY: No way! She's freaky looking. Her mouth is so big, if she smiled any wider, her head would flip back like a Pez dispenser.

LISA: When your children are named after the cousins of Hansel and Gretel the first thing you must do is learn the art of the butterfly clip. Second thing, find a blouse with enough lace and lapel width to balance the size of your teeth.
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