On Monday, Miss Katie, oh shocker of shocks,
Had lunch with Tiaammii, all covered in pox!
On Tuesday, Miss Katie, that hot, clever fox
Was seen in a catsuit, from boobs down to sox.
We see a theme here, we see lots and lots
Of mommy and baby all covered in spots!
photo: Splash News
When the children of Mamarazzi had the chicken pox, the Mamas of Razzi slathered on the calamine lotion, dispensed Tylenol and settled said children in for marathon viewings of Max & Ruby...
Apparently, our other option would have been to take them to lunch at the Ivy.
Well done, Jordan. Princess Tiaamii looks nothing but fucking miserable happy.
We're pretty much thinking that if you are taking the time to have your knickers personalized, you're going to find the opportunity to bend over and let everyone out there have a gander at your ass. Right, Jordan?
We want to know - What would your panties say?
The good news is that Katie Price/Jordan did NOT name her baby girl Bunny, as previously reported. That's now a nickname.
The bad news is the name on the baby's birth certificate is "Princess Tiaamii."
More bad news: The blinged up pacifier in the Princess's mouth was recalled because the glued-on crystals have a tendency to fall off and are full of lead.
Princess Tiaamii's Mommy was also quoted in a recent OK magazine interview raving about the convenience of formula
"It's brilliant. I don't have to sterilize or heat anything, you literally take the teat out, screw it on, and throw it away. I don't care what people say - you don't have to breastfeed. I don't want a baby drinking from me - the thought of it makes me feel really funny. I think only a certain person could handle my knockers. "
British softcore superstar Jordan (aka Katie Price) and hubby Peter Andre have finally figured out a name for their three week old daughter. They named her Bunny. Yes, her legal name is Bunny.
Can you think of a future for someone named Bunny that doesn't involve a lubricated pole?
What if Bunny doesn't want to follow Mom's example? What if she aspires to become a brain surgeon?
Would you want someone named Dr. Bunny messing with your brain?
Did Bunny's parents think this thing through?
Or are they a couple of dumb bunnies?
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