Color us naive, but there are a lot more ways to become famous than we had previously supposed. The Phillips family proves it.
So check it out: six new ways to become famous, due to proximity to the Mamas and the Papas:
1. Start the group
and have sex with your daughter!
2. Star in a 1970s sitcom
and have sex with your father!
3. Marry John Phillips
and pretend the whole thing didn't happen!
4. Marry John Phillips
Genevieve Waite Phillips, Tamerlane Phillips, John Phillips, and Mackenzie Phillips in 1982
and pretend the whole thing never happened. Still! (Hey, it worked for Michelle.)
5. Sing with a trio
and admit that it probably did happen.
And then talk about. On Oprah. (Check local listings.)
And our favorite, because it's classic:
6. Choke to death on a ham sandwich.
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