Long, long ago, before there were bloggers to take cheap shots at movie stars, supermodels, and musicians, there was the amazing, the unique, the deeply scary Joan "I said no wire hangers!" Crawford.
Just think--singlehandedly, with practically no media attention, Joan Crawford reached the pinnacle. She is the Mother of all Bad Celebrity Mothers--the Queen Bee of Bad Mommying.
Where would we--the celebrity mockers of Mamarazzi--be without Joan--the single greatest example of bad mothering since Medea? Nowhere, that's where.
Joan Crawford, we salute you. You taught us all what not to be. And for that, we are deeply grateful.
You bitch.
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