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Dear Jessica Alba,

Doing something really stupid like defacing a United Way poster with a giant picture of a Great White Shark to "raise awareness" isn't exactly setting a good example for your little girl.


However, what's even worse was your public non-apology.
Nowhere in "I regret not thinking things through before (making a) spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign" did you say, "My bad! I was an idiot and have learned and grown from my mistake."
Is yours the sort of apology you'll accept from baby Honor when she gets bigger and goes all drunken Lindsay and flashes her Britney to all and sundry?

Sincerely,

The Mamarazzi

PS. It takes more than naming your kid "Honor" to raise an honorable child.

PPS. As Oklahoma City is a land-locked region, Great Whites aren't really thought about much in that region. You might want to brush up on your geography and animal habitats a bit before Honor enters preschool.

jessica alba photoshopped within an inch

Mamarazzi wonders: If the powers that be feel the very lovely (and rather untalented) Jessica Alba needs to be photoshopped within an inch of humanity, what hope is there for the rest of us mere mortals?

Perhaps it's time for fashion editors to just throw in the towel and create Sims-like supermodels to hawk their Campari and other wares.

Are we the only ones seeing a smaller waist and thinner thighs? Not to mention some weird crotch area action?

Click here and let us know!

photo - Jezebel

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