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Jerry Hall, AARP's #1 MILF

We love Jerry Hall. She's so super sexy. And she says great stuff like:

My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.

And of course we love her for her old boyfriends, Roxy Music singer Bryan Ferry (he's straight?!), Phil Bronstein (aka Mr. Sharon Stone) and her 20-year partner/husband, Mick Jagger, the father of her four children.

Now Jerry's the 51 year old "Global Ambassador" for Levitra. According to its Web site, Jerry is "touring the world as part of Levitra's campaign to encourage women to 'strike up a conversation' with their partner to start discussion and ultimately treat erectile dysfunction."

Brilliant! As usual, we have a few ideas. Maybe Jerry could strike up conversations with her old - and we mean old - boyfriends by using lines like these:

"Hey! Levitra's worth tryin' Bryan!"

"Just take the freakin' pill, Phil!"

"... About your d*ck, Mick..."

Then again, maybe not.

Got any ideas?

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