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Does anyone else remember the media circus over Math Barbie?

Well, last week a report published in the British medical journal BMJ indicated that Dr. Andrew Wakefield's 1998 study linking the MMR vaccine and autism was "an elaborate fraud."

But will the news that Wakefield's study has been thoroughly discredited stop Jenny McCarthy from spreading the gospel of anti-vaccinations? Of course not!

Jenny's organization, Generation Rescue, posted an update saying that the news was "much ado about nothing" and that the "mainstream media frenzy" was just a "vaccine-industry funded media circus."

Which of course prompted an uproar on blogs, Facebook, and twitter. Way to stop a media circus, Jenny.

All we know is that we don't tend to take health or parenting advice from pin-up girls. Because what's next--Pamela Anderson in charge of global warming? Katy Perry brokering a global arms treaty?? Science Barbie on irrigation???

Jenny making a fool out of herself. Again. Photo courtesy of I'm Not Obsessed.

Jenny McCarthy has been famous for a lot of things. Posing for Playboy, posing for Candie's while sitting on the toilet, being on half a million MTV shows, being awarded a Razzie, getting dumped by Jim Carrey--and oh yeah. Being a mother.

We won't go into Jenny's famous claim that MMR immunizations might have been partly responsible for her son's autism, or her slightly less well-known claim that whoops, he didn't have autism, he had Landau-Kleffner syndrome.

We'll just stick with the fact that Jenny has an eight-year-old son.

Would your child be happy that you went on television and said the following Jennyisms? (Translated into plain English by your intrepid team at Mamarazzi):

"No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? Because I'm really good."

I need proof of what a hot lay I am, because my naked Playboy pictures haven't resulted in enough offers to do me!

"As we get older, I've noticed, now being 37, I'm much more horny than I was in my 20s. I'm about a 9.8 on the horny scale."

Do me before I spontaneously combust!!!

"Size definitely helps, but the thing is, you don't need big. Average is awesome. Standard issue is awesome!"

I'm desperate! Desperate, I tell you! You! Over there! Needle dick the bug humper! DO. ME. NOW.

What's next for Jenny? A remake of "Me So Horny?"

Everyone knows that moms have special needs--for chocolate, a glass of wine at the end of the day, and an uninterrupted night of Tivo'd bliss.

But what about the moms of special needs kids? Don't they deserve even more?

(AP Photo/Unilever, Sara Jaye Weiss)

Well, yes, they do. To the chocolate/wine/Tivo triumvirate, Jenny McCarthy has added saucy on-line dancing by partner Jim Carrey.

Well, we think all moms of special needs children deserve this special treat. We can't offer you a direct iChat connection to Jim Carrey in his tightie whities, but we can at least offer this:

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Jim Carrey--smoking hawt or very not? Join your fellow mamas to weigh in at Mamarazzi's new social networking site!

Jenny McCarthy says she cured her son's autism by putting him on a gluten- and dairy-free diet.

We're guessing he has a craving.

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For a while, Jenny McCarthy looked like she might be veering toward normal(ish) after distancing herself from the New Age-y Crystal child/Indigo stuff in order to be taken seriously in her opposition against the current vaccination schedule that she feels caused her son's autism.

But then she decided to go the faith healer route

and we were reminded that her claim to fame was posing for Playboy and hosting that weird MTV show

and suddently the annoying PTO board members at our school didn't seem so wacky after all.

The Mamarazzi Mommas are COMPLETELY FINE with metrosexuality, especially when exhibited by a guy dating a single mom who appears to care as much for her young, special needs son as if he were his own.

What the Mamarazzi Mommas ARE NOT DOWN WITH are dudes in woman's bathing suits.

That's just sick and wrong (and a waste of a really cute suit!)

Jenny McCarthy and John Asher fall in love and marry.

Jenny gets pregnant and writes "Belly Laughs".

The first year of baby Evan's life inspires "Baby Laughs".

Jenny and John's divorce provides the material for "Life Laughs".

Jenny and Jim Carey are rumored to be an item

and are photographed playing a serious game of tonsil hockey.

Suggested title for Jenny's next book:

"Lauren Laughs"