At Mamarazzi we take a 100 percent unpolitical stance. Some of us are more red state, others are more blue, but you'd never guess which of us are elephants and which are donkeys. We are mature, objective journalists. Professionals.
We're also mothers. We know how to divide five cookies between two children.
In other words, this is scrupulously fair, even-handed, equal-opportunity snark.
Please keep that in mind, because now we feel it is our duty to tell you the rumor that's keeping the internet up way too late at night. Which is that Jenna Bush is engaged because she's pregnant.
We'd like to go on record as saying we don't believe it for a minute. We don't see any signs of a bump. Signs of heavy drinking and a Dorito habit, sure, but no signs of future registered Republican.
We don't believe that Jenna Bush got engaged because she has a bun in the oven. We think Jenna Bush got engaged to improve her father's approval ratings.
(And anyway, we don't believe her fiance would dare lay a finger on her. Not when every time he looks soulfully into the eyes of the girl he loves ... the President's eyes look back at him.)
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