Wow, the Britney appears to be strong in this little one!
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The Venus of Willendorf
Aka, the Turkish Fertility Goddess
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS?!
Sep
17
17
Deja Vu All Over Again
Awwww...........isn't that sweet! Fifteen-year-old Disney tween queen Miley Cyrus has a twenty-year old boyfriend!
We can't imagine anything untoward ever occurring between an older guy and an underage girl.
Seriously, what could go wrong?
Jul
09
09
Well Done, Jamie Lynn
Mamarazzi salutes teenage mother Jamie Lynn Spears for fighting teen pregnancy by bravely sharing that having a child during your own childhood can lead to graying, soccer mom hair.
But we are not that celebrity baby blog.
No, we're sitting over here, trying to come up with a congratulatory post about Jamie Lynn's baby girl, and all we keep thinking about is the way US Magazine referred to Jamie Lynn's babymama, Casey Aldridge, as a "pipe layer."
Pipe layer? Don't they really mean "Jamie Lynn layer?"
[rimshot!]
Mar
17
17
Little Bud
How did we figure out what Jamie Lynn's baby is going to look like?
It was a complicated equation involving genes
and environment,
but we're pretty confident in our projections:
Merry Christmas from the Mamarazzi!
You've been a very good Internet this year. For your present, we thought we'd give you the latest pictures of Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears on their way out for a sisterly cup of coffee. Aren't they cute? They're holding hands--they're even wearing matching Kaballah bracelets.
Did you know what the red string is for? Well, according to Kabbalah Red Bracelets,
The Red String protects from the influences of the Evil Eye. In historic tradition, the Evil Eye is a very powerful negative force. It refers to the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us.
Hey, wait a minute. We're taking that last part personally. Unfriendly? Unkind? Us? Nonsense!
We're not unkind. To prove it, we'll offer some free advice to the Spears girls: take red string off your wrists and use it to tie your legs together until you have completed a parenting class, passed a drug test, and in the case of Jamie Lynn, graduated from high school.
And to be honest--a brain transplant wouldn't do either of you skanks any harm.
And Jamie Lynn--make sure that coffee's a decaf.
We Mamarazzi Mamas know that no form of birth control is 100% effective but we've been wondering since Tuesday just why the Spears girls have so many, er, surprise blessings.
"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," Jamie Lynn Spears told OK! magazine about her surprise pregnancy. "I was in complete and total shock and was (longtime - and possibly live in - boyfriend Casey Aldridge)."
They've been "dating" since she was 13!
Then we read Grandma Lynn's OK! quote, "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew."
NOW we get it! The Spears women evidently think you get pregnant from missing curfews!
The Mamarazzi Mamas have a bit of free information for the Spears gals. You get preggers not by disobeying Mom but by doing the naked pretzel. Trust us on this one.
SPECIAL TIP FOR BRAD PITT
We couldn't help but notice your quip Monday night on The Charlie Rose Show. When asked how many kids you and Angelina would have you said, "I think we'll crap out somewhere between seven and nine."
Brad, dear, you seem to have some anatomical confusion. We can suggest several fine books which explain that babies don't come out of that particular orifice. Trust us on this one, too.
16 year old Zoey 101 star, Jamie Lynn Spears, is following big sis Britney's stellar example of good choices and excellent planning.
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