Mamarazzi knows how hard it can be to skip the pancakes and vanilla lattes and all those other yummy breakfast diet saboteurs... we have often thought, "If only something could gross us out to the point of actually losing our appetite for the entire day..."
And the diet-goddess must have heard our pleas because - BEHOLD!
Hulk Hogan, applying tanning lotion to his daughter's ass.
Gah!
Mamarazzi just threw up a little.
And we were worried about Miley and Billy Ray...
Men, are you amongst the many dads who feel a sad disconnect with your teenage daughter? Do you wonder how that same little doll who invited you to tea parties is suddenly going to the prom and doesn't want your lame old self around? You would do anything to get that special time back... those days when you were the only guy for her. Well, good news! Hulk (Terry) Hogan is here to show you that you don't really ever have to let go of your little princess... you can, in fact, date her.
Here, exclusively at Mamarazzi, is some of Hulk's advice:
1. Be proud and compliment her. Point out her assets!
America, I hope you are noticing my date's er daughter's crotch. A custom made number like this doesn't come cheap my friend!
2. Be involved!
See those boobies arms? I work Brooke out myself! No trainer is going to get between me and my girlfriend daughter. If she flops at this singing thing, I can always get her in the ring!
3. And finally, keep yourself au courant. You don't want to embarrass her by looking hopelessly outdated!
See how impressed by my fitness Brooke is and how helpful I am to her career?
Feeling left out Moms? Stay tuned for next's week edition featuring Kathy Hilton.
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