Recently in Helena Bonham-Carter Category

mother daughter aprons
Mothers and daughters have always enjoyed dressing alike. It's universal.


mother daughter holiday dresses modest apparel
See? This includes moms and daughters from the ultra-conservative boondocks.


mother daughter sweater dresses
It includes moms and daughters living in the past. The very tacky past.


helena bonham carter and mother 5/18/2009
And even moms and daughters from some other planet in the Universe, such as Helena Bonham-Carter and her mum.

The Mamas of Mamarazzi know all about chaos, bedlam, and pandemonium. We've all had those days when the alarm didn't go off on time, the kids fought during breakfast, the dog vomited on the kitchen floor, and the car battery was dead when we were already five minutes late to take the kids to school.

It's times like this that we don't give a rat's ass about our personal appearances, so we toss on whatever clothes are handy and grab a baseball cap to cover our bedhead. Every mother has had to do this on occasion.

Then there's Helena Bonham Carter.

EVERY day is a baseball-hat-and-whatever-clothes-are-handy day for Helena:

hbc1
(Photo courtesy of Google Images.)

We can understand not giving a crap when one is nine months pregnant, but this goes beyond not giving a crap:

hbc3
(Photo courtesy of Google Images.)


Uh oh, apparently it's a family tradition for both parents to dress like they're homeless:

hbc4
(Photo courtesy of Celebrity Baby Blog.)

At least the child is clean and well dressed.

Helena, we understand that this is a lifestyle thing for you. You're a lovely woman and you're rich, so you DON'T have to look good if you bloody well don't feel like it.

Fine, don't worry about matching clothes or even wearing what's in season. We suggest you start small. Take a shower. Use soap AND shampoo. Afterward, comb the tangles out.

Maybe later we can work on your wardrobe. Possibly set up a system like Garanimals.

Try it. You just might like it.

So what about YOU? How often do you grab a baseball cap as you hurry out the door? Leave your comments here.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
The ever-rebellious Helena Bonham-Carter is one of our favorite actresses but we're concerned that she's developed some grooming issues.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Perhaps she's taken fashion cues from her soon-to-be-released movie, Sweeney Todd.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
But there's something about the hair. Is she emulating Amy Winehouse?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Or has she adopted the hair stylings of life partner Tim Burton?

Whatever, we're betting their December baby will rebel by being a neat freak.

Twitter

    Shameless Advertising

    Archives