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First, she quits Victoria's Secret ... then she comes up with this figure-concealing Power Ranger-style Halloween outfit.

Could it be that our Heidi has gained a couple of pounds? Because Holy Spandex, Iron Model! What a brilliant way to conceal them. Why didn't we think of it? It's like Spanx, but on top of her clothes. Genius!

OK, confession time. That was a rhetorical question. We don't really believe that Heidi's been diving into the candy bowl. We just wanted to use a Project Runway catch phrase.

Auf Wiedersehen! And Happy Halloween!

AGAIN, Heidi and Seal need to remind us that they are better than us. This week's evidence is Seal's video for his new song "Secret".

1. They are sooooooooooo much more in love than we'll ever be.

2. They have a sexier bedroom than us.

3. They have nicer jewelry than us.

4. They even have better contrast than us.

Yeah, yeah, we've seen this before, Sheidi/Heal. You know what? Mamarazzi thinks this sex tape video looks like a racy European ad for Secret Deodorant.

It's a tricky tight rope, trying to balance motherhood and being stylish.
Model mommy Heidi Klum broke down her formula for fashion so ALL mothers can look fabulous :
"Be organized. Narrow it all done to make it work," Klum advises.

"Get rid of all the things that are too 'Mumsy.' I got rid of all my over-baggy, nasty, jim-jam things that are frumpy, so when you put things together, everything is working."

So there you have it! Clean your damn closet and ditch the mom jeans and you could look like Heidi!

Celebrity moms have so much to teach us mere mortals.

For example, even though she's a mother of four, Heidi Klum can teach us a thing or two about staying slim, looking glamorous, and enjoying an active social life.

See, if you want to end up on the cover of Sports Illustrated's bathing suit issue, you don't eat chocolate. You melt it and pour it all over yourself.

Photo courtesy of Egotastic.com

And then, when you finish posing for sexy pictures, you can go to a Halloween party as a hot fudge sundae.

Happy Halloween from the mamas of Mamarazzi!

In spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of snogging. And we all know what that can lead to. And we don't know about you, but we are not ready to be Grandmarazzi.

So we find ourselves wondering: how can we get our kids to behave themselves on prom night?

The answer, of course, is embarrassment. There's nothing like it for dampening adolescent ardor. We hope you've been saving all the embarrassing pictures of your offspring in a handy folder for just such an occasion.

No?

Luckily, Will Ferrell and Heidi Klum are here to help.

All you have to do is show your kids these photographs right before they get in the limo. First, the tongue-in-cheek faux '70s boogeying

and then their amazing reenactment of Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light."

We guarantee, your kids will come home virgins.

May your new year sparkle and shine


and may this one be less crappy than the last.

May even your wildest of dreams come true in 2008

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remember not to drink and drive!

Happy New Year from the Mamarazzi!

We have a hunch that Heidi's been giving subtle hints all year long as to what she'd like to find under the Christmas tree this year.

Merry Christmas from the Mamarazzi, everyone!

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. We do like you but we're having trouble coping with some of the things that come out of your mouth. Such as your not-quite Olivia Newton-John warbly singing and something you said on Tuesday's Ellen DeGeneres Show (we're not quite sure if you were kidding) about a recent conversation you had with Britney Spears:

“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. I learned a lot of things.”

Well, OK, maybe, just maybe Heidi was totally kidding.

But we're still shocked that Britney may actually know how to change diapers.

Martha Stewart: Authentic, as always

Heidi Klum: Sleek & supple

Britney Spears: Bringing the 'Woah woah' back

You probably heard that Heidi Klum fell in love with Seal at first sight - of his "package". Now Heidi and Seal have another package deal. They may sing together on December's holiday special Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

Now we know that Heidi's literally the light on the dark side of Seal but have you seen her Christmas song video from a few years back? Put on your sunglasses because she's glaringly brighter than Snow Princess Barbie in it.

Give the video a listen. Tell us what you think.

Can Heidi sing as well as Seal or does she pale by comparison?